That was one fugly vampire but I’d still take it over those glittery turds from Twilight. Nothing says undead like Ronnie James Dio hair. The little drip of blood on the mouth really makes this one but it’s the hair that makes it terrifying. It has spider webs and it has a picture of a green faced Dracula that looks nothing like the mask. What can make Dracula scarier? Clearly Ben Cooper thought it was a Mike Brady perm.
Recognize it? Yeah, Michael Myers wore it in Rob Zombie’s version of Halloween. Yeesh!Īnd it isn’t even the only Clown costume Ben Cooper mad. There is no reason to wear this thing on Halloween unless you plan to add some faces to some milk cartons.
Hey look! The box says the costume is flame retardant and has a ventilated mask, so the wearer won’t catch fire or suffocate while going on a mass killing spree! This mask does not speak of fun days at the circus or sawdust covered midways, it speaks of being locked in a basement and slowly dismembered with a butter knife. Back to the hell that spawned you, you litter box haunting monster! If anyone was to run into this kitty, you can guarantee a corneal removal would follow.
And that smock! The image of old puss puss here is even more frightening on the smock. I guess it would be neat if some kid trick or treated as a black cat and his sister was a witch, but tell me those orange rimmed eyes don’t look like some kind of Lovecraftian gate to Hell.
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